this is for real ❤
is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy t- oh shit its a snake
NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL SNOW SCHOOL
1. Click This
2. Make A Self Portrait Using The Doll Maker You Got.
3. Post It.
weather.com is being a real fucking downer today
lady came into work today with 3 dried out plants, shocked & upset that they weren’t alive anymore
we look at the receipt and turns out she bought them four months ago and never watered them
she goes, “but they’re so dry! can’t i exchange them for better ones?”
like gee i wonder the fuck why that happened
weather.com says it’s gonna snow from 9AM to 5PM tomorrow but
so idk man idk
So… someone made a Skyrim mod where all the dragons are replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine characters and it’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. (Watch the video, you won’t regret it.)
Above, the World-Eater sits in the flaming wreckage of Helgen.
The video is amazing that fucking toto toot whistle I’m in stitches
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you.